Mommy, at the dinner table: “Harriet, you’re eating that like a lion. Could you eat it more like a little girl?”
Wally, suddenly: “Lions eat with their hands. Lions eat with their claws!”
Mommy: “What do they eat, Wally?”
Wally: “They eat meat. They eat Africa meat! And they like chicken bones.”
HE MEANT RUDOLPH
“Hey, can we watch Nosey the Reindeer?”
THE RELUCTANT SOLDIER “This guy doesn’t fight. He just picks blueberries.” –Walter, playing plastic armymen with his daddy
Mommy: “Could you please get down from there, Wally?”
Wally: “I’m not Wally, I’m Batman.”
Mommy: “Okay, could you get down from there, Batman?”
Wally: “No, I’m Robin, I’m Robin.”
Mommy: “Could you please get down from there, Robin?”
What’s the Header Right Now?
A wooden nativity that I played with every Christmas as a child. Now my children enjoy it as much as I did.
No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main...
-John Donne, 1624